I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change…
BEAR GRYPHONS ?? BEAR GRYPHONS………….
ghosts can only talk in ghost puns
"It takes two to tango!"
Best in Me official comic on Smackjeeves here!
Here it is! Thank you for all the support that you’ve given us so far; it’s been more than we could ever dream of! As a bonus for you, the first post of Best In Me, our launch, is a whopping FIVE PAGES, just for you! A bit introductory, sure, but every journey needs its beginning.
Click through to read and expect an update on Monday!!!
This is my kind of fashion (horror) show.
The Blonds Fall 2013
things that are cute
- and you
- all of you
reasons why Finland is cooler than you:
- they have police reindeer
AU - Billie Piper As The Doctor & Matt Smith As The Companion
└ The Doctor scrubs up pretty well.
HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
I have just witness the most glorifying post in the history of tumblr.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS