stressed & depressed

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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doomslock:

AU - Billie Piper As The Doctor & Matt Smith As The Companion

└ The Doctor scrubs up pretty well.

viavivien:

camhappy4life:

honorized:

joosboks:

msanimanga:

itstrivial:


#CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEEA

HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW

HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
 WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA 

I have just witness the most glorifying post in the history of tumblr.

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

omg tea


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viavivien:

camhappy4life:

honorized:

joosboks:

msanimanga:

itstrivial:

#CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEEA

HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON

OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS

CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH

CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA

CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA

YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS

ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW

BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS

YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW

HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW

IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON

FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN

 WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH

WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA

YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL

ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL

YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA 

I have just witness the most glorifying post in the history of tumblr.

^^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

omg tea

arseniccupcakes:

typette:

operamatic:

izzatso:

“[The game] will star a female assassin named Aveline, who is of mixed French/African heritage. It will be released alongside Assassin’s Creed III this fall, the story will take place in New Orleans (yes!) during the same time period as Assassin’s Creed III, it’ll have multiplayer, and won’t feature Desmond. 

Aveline will meet Connor from Assassin’s Creed III, and her mentor will be an escaped slave, which combined with the location and time period could mean that “Liberation” probably refers to the liberation of American slaves.

The back-touch screen will let you pick pockets, and all of New Orleans will be explorable without any loading screens. It will also take players into Mexico. Oh, and it will feature alligators! 

Sounds Like Assassin’s Creed Will Debut a New, Female Assassin’s Adventure On The Vita This Fall [ Kotaku ]

holy shit guys, look, look at her outfit, she isn’t even sexualized at all. I can’t believe it, and she’s a main character. A GIRL MAIN CHARACTER IN AN ACTION GAME THAT ISN’T THERE TO BE EYE CANDY.

I’m… I’m so proud. It’s catching on!!

OH MY GODDDDD

hallor:

Ginger Benedict Cumberbatch as the Master (2011)
Not that I want this to actually happen on the show, but it’s a fun concept, Cumbermaster.

hallor:

Ginger Benedict Cumberbatch as the Master (2011)

Not that I want this to actually happen on the show, but it’s a fun concept, Cumbermaster.

51 plays

I’m gonna be (500 miles) - The Proclaimers

penworthy:

nataleeleoalways:

nachoswithquesoplz:

absylphe:

marcelinedrawsooo:

arachnidassgrab:

fuckyeahnightmares:

elyison submitted.

Internet Story 

fuck omfg fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

screams

oh my god

This creeped me out ;A;

Okay, that was weird…

Fuck yeah, it’s back on my dash. I love this thing so much.

Watch it if you already haven’t! It’s worth it.

heinousbatterwitch:

for whatever reason the casual internet user seems to meet internet acronyms and phrases with stigma so i have developed a plan what if you just took internet acronyms and phrases and changed them up using black metal as your inspiration let’s see what we can come up with

tldr - KEYSTROKE MASSACRE
lol - THE BANSHEE SHRIEKS
omg - HARKEN MY CALL THOR
irl - ON A VIKING WARSHIP
g2g - VALHALLA BECKONS
gtfo - GOBLINS ARENT WELCOME HERE
brb - RAGE TAKES THE BERSERKER MOMENTARILY