for whatever reason the casual internet user seems to meet internet acronyms and phrases with stigma so i have developed a plan what if you just took internet acronyms and phrases and changed them up using black metal as your inspiration let’s see what we can come up with
tldr - KEYSTROKE MASSACRE
lol - THE BANSHEE SHRIEKS
omg - HARKEN MY CALL THOR
irl - ON A VIKING WARSHIP
g2g - VALHALLA BECKONS
gtfo - GOBLINS ARENT WELCOME HERE
brb - RAGE TAKES THE BERSERKER MOMENTARILY
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camhappy4life:
honorized:
joosboks:
msanimanga:
itstrivial:
#CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEEA
HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
I have just witness the most glorifying post in the history of tumblr.
^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
omg tea
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