Still she wished for company.

fuckyeahnoblesteeds:

otteventer:

goldstarjumper:

eatsleepdressage:

I was watching some of the dressage tests from the 2012 Olympics and found this…

best. fucking. thing.

what in god’s name did i just watch

Simply sensational

myathesquishyoctopus:

lexxercise:

dresdencodak:

Inspired by Anita Sarkeesian’s Video Game Tropes vs Women, I wanted to pitch a Zelda game where Zelda herself was the hero, rescuing a Prince Link. 

Clockwork Empire is set 2,000 years after Twilight Princess, and is not a reboot, but simply another iteration in the Zelda franchise. It just so happens that in this case, Zelda is the protagonist. I’m a very big Zelda fan, and worked hard to draw from key elements in the continuity and mythos.

This concept work is meant to show that Zelda as a game protagonist can be both compelling and true to the franchise, while bringing new and dynamic game elements that go farther than being a simple gender swap.

Hope you like it!

While Nintendo isn’t likely to do something like this themselves, It would fit just as excellently into its own original setting.

If you get an indie developer to do something with this, please bring me on board for concept art, tia.

I would play the fuck out of this game

radagastly:

The house sigils of the robots.

(Source: automatonics)

rufusmcdoofus:

grithir:

drinkmeee:

Do you ever just

all the time

(Source: jenslostinwonderland)

still-sophistory:

lovesthesoundof:

huggs5:

olga-lemongrass:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%

I want a montage in the beginning of the housewife getting ready to kick ass

She puts on her best dress, a string of pearls, does her hair taking out the curlers, puts on her most stylish flats, and the finishing touch, her engagement ring with the big diamond in it, and when they fight, they look fabulous and kick ass like they were trained by Catwoman and Harley Quinn

Lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies

oh my god everything about this post forever

I want this

Lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies

Two words: Kanaya Maryam.

AGHSD. and the only dudes in the game are zombies and NPC camp healers and the like, YES DELIGHTFUL.

“hah!” scoffs marjorie, as little george, all afire with the righteous pluckiness of childhood, asks once again in that piping voice of his when he will be old enough to go out and fight the z’s. “silly george,” marjorie says, ruffling his hair with wry affection, “you can’t go out and fight the z’s. you’re a man. it’s simply far too dangerous for you - why, it’s a biological fact!”

i laugh as the cutscene ends, and continue on my way to the trading post to exchange some salvaged heinz beans for more fuel for my chainsaw

somewhere, a gamer guy pees himself in rage, and writes a mangry comment on kotaku and several gaming-related subreddits

the end

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fireandshellamari:

This will never not be funny to me.

Never.

WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING

(Source: seoulrhythm)

beacusepoewroteonboth:

natasi:

initialsckn5:

ishipthat:

mincepiesandbowties:

THIS GIRL IS TUMBLR PERSONIFIED

holy shit you weren’t kidding

And she’s from

MARRY ME

some people have gayness thrust upon them

(Source: throughthemassofseethinghumanity)