I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn
can u guys just imagine sirius running around hogwarts yelling ‘parkour!!’ and jumping off of walls and hanging on chandeliers and crashing on top of a bunch of first years by accident
now i’m imagining people walking into the great hall for breakfast and then lee jordan comes barrelling through with their megaphone going “OOOOOOOOOOH GUESS WHO’S PANSEXUAL???? IT’S OLIVER WOOD” while oliver walks behind them giving the finger guns and winks to everyone at breakfast
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
i dont give a shit about those kids but who the fuck is that old man
is that elderly bilbo
that IS elderly bilbo
I always wondered who the heck that character is? (I always hoped Hogwarts had more adults watching the hundreds of kids).
I did a Google search and it’s probably either Silvanus Kettleburn (Care of Magical Creatures before Hagrid) or an unnamed professor that they put into the scene to prove that yes, there are more than three teachers at this school, look, we’re responsible and invested in keeping these kids alive sometimes.
Where sometimes is the key word.
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I mean it was a pumpkin spice latte so…
Headcanon: A little before James and Lily’s wedding, James asked Sirius if he’d organize his bachelor party and Sirius went ‘Don’t you mean your stag party?’ and just literally laughed for about 5 minutes straight until James asked Remus to do it instead
teenage witches, gritty and fucking dirt poor witches at the bottom of the high school food chain, witches in combat boots, uniform skirts hitched way too high over fishnet tights, witches wearing political-messaged graphic tees, feminist pins and badges, pierced and tattooed and smoking witches, braless witches, black and red lipstick-wearing witches, dye-haired witches, all-inclusive radfem witches, socialist witches, misandrist witches, punk witches (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
I JUST HAD A HORRIBLE THOUGHT.
So people can’t see thestrals unless they’ve seen someone die, correct?
Well, what if one summer Remus accidentally got loose during the full moon but Remus thought it was alright and he didn’t hurt anyone because they had been in the middle of a forest area.
And then he goes back to Hogwarts and the first thing he asks is why they’ve started using horses to pull the carriages.