stressed & depressed

marcovicci:

muggle-born wizards politely declining their hogwarts acceptance letters with “i’ve heard you have not yet installed plumbing”

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

theumbrellaseller:

do you think the wizarding world has weeaboos but for muggle culture

vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

hippofoliage:

"if you’re brown and i’m brown then who’s flying the broom" 
black hermione and indian harry because i’ll fight it to the death

hippofoliage:

"if you’re brown and i’m brown then who’s flying the broom" 

black hermione and indian harry because i’ll fight it to the death

seraphica:

Harry Potter Tribute Exhibition [x]

nitewrighter:

benepla:

ideal hogwarts students:

  • aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
  • gender confused ravenclaw…

slytherinandgetcomfortable:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

galifreyy:

poc!potter makes so much sense though

think about it: petunia and vernon /hated/ james potter, made up stories about him “probably being unemployed” and they seemed to thoroughly dislike him for more than just the…

nottonksandlupinyoubitch:

darlinghogwarts:

UH GUYS? x

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