FUCK YOU MOFFAT
YOU AND YOUR EGO HAVE GONE TOO FAR
Under Moffat’s watch the Doctor has morphed from an alien who loves humans and feels their pain and experiences love and desire and empathy to a stunted, child-like and extremely bloody irritating space-goon who flaps about like an injured moth when other people’s emotions are making him uncomfortable. And makes sexist jokes about how women are scary. And wants his married companions to sleep in bunk beds. And can save human lives but does not seem to understand human feelings. Who would travel with this man? He might be zany and charming and have nice boots, but he is fundamentally cold and unrelatable.
You remind me of the babe.
The babe with the power.
The power of voodoo.
Remind me of the babe
In a parallel universe where Matt Smith had turned left, Russell Tovey is the eleventh Doctor that could have been. The former Being Human star, seen last night in new ITV sitcom The Job Lot, has revealed that he auditioned for the role before Smith was cast.
Tovey, who previously featured as sailor Alonso Frame (pictured above) in Doctor Who Christmas special Voyage of the Damned, said he screen-tested for the part of the Time Lord after Russell T Davies suggested him as a replacement for David Tennant’s tenth Doctor.
>Did you really believe that?
#MY ACTUAL FAVE SCENE #SHE’S JUST LIKE #REALYL? #YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MASTER? #AND YOU’RE GENRE SAVVY ENOUGH TO MAKE SURE THE DOCTOR IS DISABLED ASAP #BUT YOU LEGIT BELIEVE THAT THE KEY TO DEFEATING YOU WAS A GAME OF HUNT THE MACGUFFIN?
So John Barrowman isn’t a part of the 50th. I hope BBC hires extra security because I have a feeling he will be there regardless.
Doctor Who started off as a sometimes very corny but overall enjoyable and well-acted science fiction adventure show and evolved into a really well-earned character study and then after that systematically turned into one of the worst TV shows I have ever willingly set aside time for
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
Favourite Characters from the Whoniverse 3/?
↳ Mickey Smith
‘There’s nothing wrong with a van. I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck.’
concept: during the 50th anniversary of doctor who, instead of matt smith regenerating into a new doctor, steven moffat regenerates into a better writer